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Tuesday, September 04, 2007
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Brothers sex switch

Imagine you're messing around in bed with your boyfriend and things get spicy, so he turns off the lights.

bitin ka na ba? naatat kung anong meron? o heto na...

He goes to freshen up at the toilet and after a while he's back, and you start off. Then you switch the lights on, and find that its his brother even though your boyfriend was the one who switched off the lights in the first place.

This is the bizarre case which happened in Germany.

Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed by his penis size that when things started to get 'hot' he'd switch off the light, tell his girlfriend he's going to the bathroom to freshen up and send his 28 year old brother Walter, yes his brother, to continue the sex session.

The astonishing thing is that this routine was successful for two whole months, when one of the times the woman decided to switch on the lights and remained shocked to see her boyfriend's brother!

Manfred Schuh said he feared his 24 year old girlfriend would leave him if he didn't "perform well", so he setup his brother to do the sex stuff.

The bizarre escapade could cost the two brothers dearly, as they are now facing criminal charges.

A police spokesman said: 'She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling.'

Personal opinion ko, at least wala silang sibling rivalry.

Posted at 03:08 am by nosferatujoe

 

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